My Name is Bobby Riley and I'm Standing Up
Against Roto Grip and Their Mutant Cell

Bobby Riley, Mutant Cell Ball Expert

I started the P.E.T.F. (people for the ethical treatment of fingers) in August of 2009. I was lucky enough to witness the Mutant Cell in action during the World Series of Bowling in Detroit, MI. I noticed this exotic looking ball going down the lane and crowds of people standing behind watching. When I went to see what was going on I couldn’t believe the amount of strikes that were being thrown by this ball. Upon further review I started to notice the professional bowler using this ball had giant hands that seemed to be mutating right in front of our eyes. I asked some people in the crowd what ball he was throwing, and they all whispered, “Mutant Cell”.

It was at this point that I realized bowlers every where would want this ball. I went back to my hometown and started the P.E.T.F. because it just wasn’t right. Roto Grip shouldn’t be able to provide bowlers with products that deliver unbelievable scores which mutate their hands.

Here are what some other people are saying:

They said Mutant Cell would improve my bowling average, and it did. They didn't say I could crush a refrigerator with my hand, and now I can. Please Help. - Marty

I wanted the Mutant Cell to impress my friends. I roll more strikes, but geeze! It looks like my hand swallowed a whole pumpkin! - Ashley

I never thought I'd be so ashamed of having an unbeatable game. My grandchildren run in terror! Beware of the Mutant Cell. - Earl

See what I mean? We have to do something. I know everyone wants a ball to strike like madness, but it is too dangerous. With all the success Roto Grip is having I think they have been testing all kinds of new cover stock and core technology. No wonder Wes Malott was the 2009 Player of The Year! This technology is light years ahead of the competition.

As the leader of the P.E.T.F. I plan to stop this new Roto Grip ball from ever being released. Stay tuned to mutantfingers.org for more information and additional stories from customers. We will need you to sign our petition and help speak out against Roto Grip on behalf of the P.E.T.F.